A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time 
sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she 
sunbathed, she wore a red bathing suit. However on the second day, 
she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order 
to get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there. 
She had hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. 
She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said a flustered little (out of breath) 
assistant manager of the hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you 
sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing 
a bathing suit as you did yesterday!" "What difference does it make,"
Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here on the roof." 
"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am,"said the embarrassed little man, 
"You see, you are lying on the dining room skylight." 

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George W. Bush went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington 
Monument. He said, "George, what should I do?" After a few seconds, George replied, 
"Abolish the IRS and start over." George thought about this for a few 
seconds and continued jogging. Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial
 and stopped. He said, "Tom, what should I do?" After a few seconds, 
Tom replied, "Abolish welfare and start over." George continued jogging 
and came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said, "Abe, what should I do?" 
After a few seconds, Abe replied, "Why don't you take the night off and 
go to the theater?"

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